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tanpom:

i dont understand, my mom told me the best way to get a job is to butter the interviewer up. now im here with an angry old fellow covered in butter and a court ordered restraining order.

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yiffmebabyonemoretime:

sometimes things are tough but look at this bun

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edwardspoonhands:

I love Suze Orman and I really wish I could work with her because I think she makes people’s lives better. And if you have $6000 dollars of credit card debt and $500 in the bank and want to know whether you should get a macbook…this is the correct face.

edwardspoonhands:

I love Suze Orman and I really wish I could work with her because I think she makes people’s lives better. And if you have $6000 dollars of credit card debt and $500 in the bank and want to know whether you should get a macbook…this is the correct face.

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pleasestopbeingsad:

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nakedrussia:

llttlesophie:

gifcraft:

Bunny falls asleep

bun didn’t actually fall asleep!! bunnies flop over like this when they feel safe and comfortable in their environment. they rarely stretch out and lay down because they’re prey animals, so when ur bun does completely lays on their side or their back, it means they feel 10000% safe around you

nakedrussia:

llttlesophie:

gifcraft:

Bunny falls asleep

bun didn’t actually fall asleep!! bunnies flop over like this when they feel safe and comfortable in their environment. they rarely stretch out and lay down because they’re prey animals, so when ur bun does completely lays on their side or their back, it means they feel 10000% safe around you

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thekusabi:

i will never get tired of this

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pospiscal:

panickatthedickso:

pospiscal:

i wanna be a prostitute but instead of having sex with people i’d hug them and tell them it’s gonna be ok

So like a friend or therapist?

like a prostitute but instead of having sex with people i’d hug them and tell them it’s gonna be ok

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pleatedjeans:

paoin train comic
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Easter at the Phantomhives’

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